A pirate walked into his favorite bar with a hook-hand, a peg and an eye patch the when the pirate sits down the bartender asks "what happened to your hand you had on e the last time you were here." So the pirate says "i was in a sword fight and it was chopped off." "ok well what about your foot." I was shot by a cannon in the foot." "well what about that eyepatch of yours." "well we were out at see and i heard a seagull and looked up and it pooped in my eye." "that wouldn't give you an eyepatch." "yeah but i wasn't used to the hook yet."
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get some wings!
The Grinch hates the.
The Grinch hates the Who?
How did you know what I was going to say?
10 New Smighties!
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